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Haha...I stand corrected then...I guess a 15 yr old boy sucking your dick would be nastier. But yes I am finally back from my trip, though Im surprised you missed me...but your probably just fucking around with me anyway ,lol. But god did you have to ruin my love for tootsie rolls now? man every time i have one now I'm going to think of that! :mfinger: :bomb:
 
I am so proud of you!!! Now everytime you enjoy that Tootsie Pop, take it real slow and enjoy it, see how long it takes you to get to the center...

And no, I'm not just fucking around with you, I missed ya ;)
 
um...well I think I'll just stop eating them for good now,lol...hm, may I ask how its possible that you missed me? Seems like I'd be more of a pain in the ass and you'd be glad to get rid of me..lol
 
Hm..well thats very true, I never back down when I feel so strongly for or against something. I just love arguing :cool: but i think we're done with the tootsie pop lessons on account of im not going to have anymore since you've poisoned my mind with that awful thought now :mfinger:
 
O.K. then try this. Buy a shower curtain liner, a silk scarf (satin or cloth will do) and a bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. Next time you and your b/f are in the mood to fool around, have him get undressed in a seperate room and wait for you. Put the shower curtain liner ($2.00 Walmart) on the bed.
Then go to him in the seperate room and blindfold him, then lead him into the
bedroom onto the bed. Start applying the choc syrup on his cock and slowly begin stroking it. When you've worked up enough nerve, slowly lick the tip and keep stroking him with your hand.Have him tell you when he's ready to cum. I think this is the part you find nasty (as most women do) and get him off with your hand.Each time you do this, suck him a little more each time.
He will be putty in your hands and you'll see a totally different b/f in terms of affection and attitude towards you. He doesn't have to cum in your mouth, that's more of a mental than a physical thing for a guy.Then each subsequent time, add ice, ice cream, whipped cream or any other dessert topping/food that will be useful in your adventure.Trust me on this, this is the gospel and you might find you enjoy teasing and pleasing your guy this way.
 
Oh my god...that has got to be one of the most disturbing things I have ever read. For one I never even imagined of doing anything so nasty! and secondly my b/f would never want me to do that anyway cuz im sure he wouldnt enjoy it no matter what you think. ive never even seen one for gods sake...
 
My bad, I was under the impression that you've had sex, but found oral stimulation disgusting.There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, stay that way until you're ready.In all seriousness hear me out on this, it will open your eye's and prepare you for what lies ahead in your life.

Men, we are the most disgusting and self serving creatures on the face of this earth.Word.

We think about sex every 20 seconds, that's not some made up statistic, that's a fact.We can find sexual innuendo in almost everything we see or do.
It's instinctual.

Your boyfriend, while he might treat you with the utmost of respect, his thoughts of you are filled with lurid images. That's a fact. He's a male, a teenage male, going through puberty.He cums in his sleep, it's called nocturnal emissions.He doesn't even have to touch himself, it just happens, because his dreams are filled with sexual scenario's. That's a fact.Given the chance to be with you in an intimate way, he would be all over you, again, primal instinct would take over.

You assume that your boyfriend doesn't want to try the things we've been discussing throughout this thread, you need to have a heart-to-heart talk with him and find out, for sure. You have to give him leway and make sure he understands that no matter what he say's, it's ok by you.Otherwise he won't tell you his true feelings.I'm not saying he'll lie to you, he just won't open up and tell his true feelings. You'll find in relationships that self sacrifice,
(in regard to your true inner feelings) will be predominate in order to perpetuate the relationship. In other words, some people will do whatever it takes to keep the relationship alive, even if it means that deep down inside, they're not happy.Trust me, I speak from experience.

Have the talk with your b/f, it'll do you both a world of good. Good Luck ;)
 
Well im sure thats all very true...but i think my b/f is different. yes im sure he has crude thoughts once in a while(hes even told me) since no teenage boy, or any male for that matter, can resist their natural instinct...but im almost completely positive that he wouldnt want to DO any of it...im sure we will have sex one day...but most likely nothing else. i dont think i would allow him to do anything else and vise versa.
 
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Wow, you are supremely fucked up. Did you have any "friends" in highschool? Have you ever gotten a compliment on your looks? How many hours per day do you talk to your teddy bear? How many thousands of books have you read?
 
You're 16 and you say your bf is your husband to be. Hmm. Interesting, is this "bf" of yours among the homosapian species? If not then I can see how you and your bf would stay together forever. Your only 16, I seriously doubt you're going to marry him. Do you know how babies get formed? SEX. So if you ever want to expand on the human race, your going to have to do it sometime.
 
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