Dream-Star
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I havent laughed in a while....and no mama jokes or anything similar those arent funny. =]
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Gimmi some funny jokes...the best jokes gets 5 stars.!?
- Thread starter Dream-Star
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two elderly women are standing out of their retirement home smoking. it starts to rain, one pulls out a condem and puts it on her ciggarette. the other goes to the pharmacy and asks or a box of condems, the guy at the register says "what kind" the women says "it doesnt matter as long as they fit a camel"
a penguin goes to a garage to get his car fixed. the mechanic says "this may take a while, why dont u go get some icecream at the store across the street?" the penguin goes to get his ice cream. when he comes back the mechanic says "im sorry, i think u blew a seal" the penguin wipes his mouth,and replies "Oh, no thats just ice cream."
a penguin goes to a garage to get his car fixed. the mechanic says "this may take a while, why dont u go get some icecream at the store across the street?" the penguin goes to get his ice cream. when he comes back the mechanic says "im sorry, i think u blew a seal" the penguin wipes his mouth,and replies "Oh, no thats just ice cream."