I am so sad that I have to build a second skin to my best friend. Just because we dated a while ago and I still am horribly attracted and it's not fair that I have to numb myself to her. But's she's in my head and I can't get her out unless I busy myself with socail tasks. I need to be around people else I think of her and last night the thought of her made me feel sick to my stomache I vomited and cryed and I feel like such a pansy. God I really feel like the lowest of the low.
Gimme Distractions!
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yahoo critic
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That never gets old
aaronourhands
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Sit down and try to bite your own ear and don't get up til you can.
Arooroo Mom
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Work around the pain, suffering, and razors with extra-curricular activities, hobbies, or drugs.
Thats actually very distracting and quite entertaining.
But you cant just yell "penis," you must also scream other silly and/or vulgar words and phrases are fuckin hillarious too...like:
"cunt"
"vagina"
"fire"
"bomb"
"somebody get this freaking duck away from me!"
"what about sex?!"
"oh my god you gave him a blowjob!"...ect.
And what I used to LOVE to do at kohls is if you're small enough, get inside of a suitcase and have your friend roll you around or whatever, placing you in a random spot and when you hear someone near by upzip said suitcase and act like you escaped from somewhere/someone/something and say shit like "where the hell am i?"or "please ma'am, save me"...ect.
And then there'a always playing hide and seek in ANY kind of store.
Valentines day: Me, friend 1, and friend 2. Cost plus world market. Half hour in a trunk without being found. I was giving them hints through text message too. and an asian lady opened it and slammed it down on my head, and asian dude opened and was laughing, and this "ideal" white family was talking about buying me...
creepy but entertaining and distracting...
Need anymore ideas...just ask.
But you cant just yell "penis," you must also scream other silly and/or vulgar words and phrases are fuckin hillarious too...like:
"cunt"
"vagina"
"fire"
"bomb"
"somebody get this freaking duck away from me!"
"what about sex?!"
"oh my god you gave him a blowjob!"...ect.
And what I used to LOVE to do at kohls is if you're small enough, get inside of a suitcase and have your friend roll you around or whatever, placing you in a random spot and when you hear someone near by upzip said suitcase and act like you escaped from somewhere/someone/something and say shit like "where the hell am i?"or "please ma'am, save me"...ect.
And then there'a always playing hide and seek in ANY kind of store.
Valentines day: Me, friend 1, and friend 2. Cost plus world market. Half hour in a trunk without being found. I was giving them hints through text message too. and an asian lady opened it and slammed it down on my head, and asian dude opened and was laughing, and this "ideal" white family was talking about buying me...
creepy but entertaining and distracting...
Need anymore ideas...just ask.
Urban Art Balloons
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned masturbating yet. Well, Brit kinda did.
http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=367695&postcount=3
YESSSSS, I was referred to in the 3rd post in the boobie thread. Life is almost so much more complete.
YESSSSS, I was referred to in the 3rd post in the boobie thread. Life is almost so much more complete.
penguins87
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Physical labor - go help someone build a rock wall, or clean the crawlway under a house, or dig a septic tank, or pick weeds, or sweep snow. Won't help the hurt go away, but may exhaust you enough to sleep.