Thats actually very distracting and quite entertaining.
But you cant just yell "penis," you must also scream other silly and/or vulgar words and phrases are fuckin hillarious too...like:
"cunt"
"vagina"
"fire"
"bomb"
"somebody get this freaking duck away from me!"
"what about sex?!"
"oh my god you gave him a blowjob!"...ect.
And what I used to LOVE to do at kohls is if you're small enough, get inside of a suitcase and have your friend roll you around or whatever, placing you in a random spot and when you hear someone near by upzip said suitcase and act like you escaped from somewhere/someone/something and say shit like "where the hell am i?"or "please ma'am, save me"...ect.
And then there'a always playing hide and seek in ANY kind of store.
Valentines day: Me, friend 1, and friend 2. Cost plus world market. Half hour in a trunk without being found. I was giving them hints through text message too. and an asian lady opened it and slammed it down on my head, and asian dude opened and was laughing, and this "ideal" white family was talking about buying me...
creepy but entertaining and distracting...
Need anymore ideas...just ask.