G'Day Mate!!! (Roadrage rant)

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Aconalo N

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G'Day mate! How about you stay in your own fucking lane!

:mfinger: I have a bone to pick with assholes who drive around in busy parking lots (in America) on the left side. California is not located in Australia, Japan, New Zealand, the U.K., or any other country in which you are required to drive in the left lane. In all 50 of our states, the DMV's specify the right lane.
:mfinger:I'm an understanding, reasonable and forgiving soul... if a guest from a left lane country gets mixxed up every once in a while, that's okay. I understand these things. But for Americans, there's no fucking excuse. The Department of Transportation didn't change it last year from left lane to right lane... it's been that way since cars were invented!!!
:mfinger: The next time I get delayed by some shit-for-brains coming towards me, who's in my lane... if they don't have a King George's Cross, Union Jack, Rising Sun, or Kangaroo bumper sticker... I'm gonna put my foot so far up their ass, they'll need an orthopedic surgeon to get it out.
 
I've dealt with many crap drivers in my country, and I have also been the crap driver at times. So I apologize to everyone I've ever appeared to on the road (or in parking lots) as being a complete retard who shouldn't have a license, and a big screw you goes out the the truly insane drivers that have almost caused me a couple accidents. Also just so you know, in America getting a drivers license is very easy. From what I understand, other countries have much more involved driving tests.
 
What pisses me off is the fact that every make of car has the damn gas tank on a different side of the car. Making people have to drive on the wrong side to fill up.

All gas tanks (the place to fill it anyway) should be on the drivers side of the car or under the license plate in the back. This way all lines at gas stations would be heading the same direction. And we'd line up the same way we drive.
 
:steering: I'm driving through the office parking lot this morning, leaving the to go get some breakfast, the evil worldwide conspiracy to piss me off struck again. This time it wasn't oncoming traffic in my lane, it was a guy on bike, pedalling slow as hell with his pants halfway down. :sickpuke: A shot of some guy's asscrack at 9 in the morning is the last fucking thing I want to see right before breakfast. I was thouroughly disgustipated. I totally wanted to run over him just on general principle.
 
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