I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon fly up a wall,
Puts a smile on Dale junior's face.
No caviar. It's it's beer an Mohawks.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
An' about a million screamin' rednecks.
An' ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
An' Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
**"Hey, that was a close one up there boys.
**"Bout got into one there."
**"I might pull over right up here next pitstop,
"I want you to get two right front tires"
"I need a wedge on the left side to keep this winRABhield playin' on the gas.
"An' you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."
I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin'.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some pinball now an' then.
How about you, Toby?
I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:
I love NASCAR.