Oh look, I have fans that follow me around religiously. I love the attention, really I do... nothing a pretentious ass, such as myself, likes more than someone like you (I'm being serious).
Forget that I didn't even post the thread and that other people in here are ripping on it, you go specifically after me. I'm so honored.
Maybe I should take my PS3 outside and video tape me backing over it in my truck. Of course that might just make you have an erection so quickly you'll prematurely come faster than a fat nerd loosing his virginity.