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...Marine Boot Camp? (AGAIN)? My fiance is at USMC Boot Camp right now. & I've been putting together newsletters for him while he's at there. Included in this newsletter, are funny "Top Ten" lists. I need help to add to my latest topic, "Top 10 things to say when we call your DI on his cell phone."
*PLEASE NOTE I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT CONTACT HIS DI FOR ANY REASON, THIS IS A JOKE ONLY TO MAKE MY FIANCE LAUGH.*
This is what I have so far, thanks to some help in my previous post.
10. My fiancé really misses his cats. Do you think we could schedule a visitation?
9. Please let the cooking staff know that he likes his pancakes stacked in two, and cut four ways (two horizontal & two vertical).
8. His muscles are too big already. Could you please not make him do any more pushups?
7. My fiancé says that when you scream and bang on the shitters, it is very hard for him to concentrate. I would appreciate it if you would leave him alone when he is trying to do private things such as using the head and rain room.
6. The DVR thingy got unplugged & Family Guy will be on in an hour. Please ask him where the red cord plugs into & call me back ASAP.
5. Ran into some trouble & had to sell his car. Couldn’t find the Power of Attorney, so I forged his name. Tell him not to worry, but if he still has that $20 to send it in his next letter.
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1. As his cavities are now fixed, please be sure that he is served slightly more cookies
Any funny ideas to add to my list will be greatly appreciated. Thank you!!!
Aw thanks USMC If you have any ideas, let me know!!
*PLEASE NOTE I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT CONTACT HIS DI FOR ANY REASON, THIS IS A JOKE ONLY TO MAKE MY FIANCE LAUGH.*
This is what I have so far, thanks to some help in my previous post.
10. My fiancé really misses his cats. Do you think we could schedule a visitation?
9. Please let the cooking staff know that he likes his pancakes stacked in two, and cut four ways (two horizontal & two vertical).
8. His muscles are too big already. Could you please not make him do any more pushups?
7. My fiancé says that when you scream and bang on the shitters, it is very hard for him to concentrate. I would appreciate it if you would leave him alone when he is trying to do private things such as using the head and rain room.
6. The DVR thingy got unplugged & Family Guy will be on in an hour. Please ask him where the red cord plugs into & call me back ASAP.
5. Ran into some trouble & had to sell his car. Couldn’t find the Power of Attorney, so I forged his name. Tell him not to worry, but if he still has that $20 to send it in his next letter.
4.
3.
2.
1. As his cavities are now fixed, please be sure that he is served slightly more cookies
Any funny ideas to add to my list will be greatly appreciated. Thank you!!!
Aw thanks USMC
If you have any ideas, let me know!!