Funny Story for a Name?

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Alright my name's Boomer and people are always asking me how I got it. The real story is lame so I'd rather have something funny to say when I get asked this but I'm having brain farts right now...any clever ideas? 10 pts. for funniest answer
 
You could always say your parents wanted you to grow up to be a suicide bomber

BOOM
 
amazing... You could always say to All people wanted you to grow up to be a suicide bomber.

who is which dare to near? surely will enjoy aroma of BOOM truthfully. ha..ha..Kuebek..kuebek...

ready . ready . one... two... three... Bomber ( BOOM>>>>>>>>)
 
"Actually, its my nickname, my dad started calling me that when I was a baby, because whenever I cried, I cried very loud!! Dad says when I cried, I used to "BOOM" and shake things in the room. The windows and the dishes would rattle. He said that someday I would grow up to become a politician. And that I would definitely be heard."
 
Well, here in Oklahoma your name would go a long way, i.e. Boomer Sooner! But, I am not a Sooner fan as I went to Oklahoma State, so the best I can come up with is that your parents went to OU and planned you to come with a twin counterpart which they were going to name Sooner, but alas, it did not happen.

I know it's lame, but I thought of this out of the blue!
 
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