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My friend and I are having a 'Funny Stories' night where we have to tell funny stories and laugh at them. Thing is, I only have two.
1) My cousin told me a story that when he was younger when he was getting potty-trained, he went into Telfords and saw a toilet on display, and took down his pants and p*ssed in it. Aha
2) My other cousin and I were in the Supermarket, and he's really mad. He was like, "WHEN I GET MY FIRST PAY CHECK DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY" and I was like, "No..." and he made me go through ALL THE AISLES looking for the thing he was gonna buy with his first pay check, and finally we found out, and you know what it was? A giant jar of peanut butter.
You probably might not even find these funny but me and my friend's humor is really specific. And we laugh at really stupid things, that don't make sense.
Any funny stories you'd like to share?
1) My cousin told me a story that when he was younger when he was getting potty-trained, he went into Telfords and saw a toilet on display, and took down his pants and p*ssed in it. Aha
2) My other cousin and I were in the Supermarket, and he's really mad. He was like, "WHEN I GET MY FIRST PAY CHECK DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY" and I was like, "No..." and he made me go through ALL THE AISLES looking for the thing he was gonna buy with his first pay check, and finally we found out, and you know what it was? A giant jar of peanut butter.
You probably might not even find these funny but me and my friend's humor is really specific. And we laugh at really stupid things, that don't make sense.
Any funny stories you'd like to share?