Funny/Sexual World of Warcraft chat macros?

[yoodles1993]

I want a macro but i cant think of anything decent enough. i want it to be funny and inappropriate and it never gets old.
lol nothing that will get me banned. the reason i want the macro is a little inside joke between a friend and me. everytime he uses one of his smiley faces, i want to use this macro

 

[Call a spade a spade]

well, you could do the old "anal" and "in the bed" jokes that are rampant of ever trade channel in just about every server but you're risking a ban

 

[Call a spade a spade]

well, you could do the old "anal" and "in the bed" jokes that are rampant of ever trade channel in just about every server but you're risking a ban