Funny quotes #7

:lmao: Poor Lenny! I love when Marge is trying to see the houses and his wall falls down and he's sitting there with no furniture ..

"Please don't tell people how I live."

:rotfl:
 
Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way, because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: Second is anger.
Homer: [yelling] Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: [worried] What's after fear? What's after fear?!
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me outta this. I'll make it worth your while.
Dr. Hibbert: Finally acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounRAB me.


Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!
Bart: That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos!
[leaRAB the class in a chant of `MORE ASBESTOS']

Hey, I kind of have an idea/challenge for the next thread. Suppose if we can name a funny/favorite quote from every episode in order, one per post?
 
Marge: All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?!?
Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people!
 
Lisa: Dad, I still don't understand how you could just give my room away?
Homer: Honey, what's your favorite movie?
Lisa: Well, until you taped over it, "The Little Mermaid".
Homer: That's right. "The Odd Couple". Meet your new, mismatched roommate- Bart.
Bart: I'm going to make your life a living hell.
Lisa: Ohh...
[Homer hums "Odd Couple" theme, shoves Lisa into the room and runs away]
 
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