Funny quotes #7

Bart: Sorry I made you lose the treasure, Grampa.
Grampa: The treasure's not important, boy; the most important thing is that you're safe. Now, let's go get that treasure!
 
And the clicking pen scene. :lmao:

Homer: Okay, I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!
Bart: It is?!
 
Ha! Such a great thread :lol:

Milhouse: Remeraber the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
 
Bart¸ with $10¸000¸ we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinRAB of useful things like… love!

No offense Apu¸ but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall¸ 300 pounRAB ... it makes ice

I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kiRAB are listening

:)
 
Marge: The funeral is in Littleneck Falls. We'll have to go to Duff Gardens another day.
Lisa: I understand.
Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.
Homer: But I wanna go to Duff Gardens. Right now!
Marge: Homer, quit pouting!
Homer: I'm not pouting! I'm mourning! Stupid dead woman.
 
I'll be sure to bring it up again. :nod:

Marge: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naïve?
 
Poor Lenny :lmao:

Lenny: Hey, let's go to the girl's college.
Carl: No, the Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion.
Homer Simpson: Shut up. It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold.

:rotfl:
 
From the episode, Missionary: Impossible


HomgerMissionary? But I don't even believe in Jebus! SAVE ME, JEBUS!


Homer: Hmm, I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order: Bart, you're the man of the house; Lisa, I'm promoting you to boy; Maggie's now the brainy girl; the toaster can fill in for Maggie; and Marge, you're a consultant.
 
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