Funny or Not?

  • Thread starter Thread starter David
  • Start date Start date
D

David

Guest
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
 
not really......i know where your getting at but it`s about clothing....i think its actually making the blonde sound smart cause she knows the difference between cloth types.....i figured something stupid........you know.....blonde like
 
No sorrry but here is a funny blond joke for ya
----------------------------------------------
There was a blond who was sick of getting teased for being blond so she died her hair brown. Well one day she was driving in the country side and saw a farmer and his dog getting the sheep in the yard She said ohh how cute if i gess how many sheep you have got can i have one? the farmer said ok so she said 137 "Yes, said the farmer so she graved the sheep and walked back into her car. Then the farmer ran up to her car and said "if i can gess what your hair clour really is can i have my dog back?"
 
Back
Top