funny omgele chats is yours better?

Nikki

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this is my funny one does anyone have a better one?
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: m/f
Stranger: m
You: wanna get married?
Stranger: lol...female?
You: yes
Stranger: oh yes!!!
You: yay!
Stranger: lets run away to some far off place and get married
You: ok yay!
You: mydad will be mad
Stranger: haha.. he wont be able to find us!
You: yay
Stranger: we will go far away.. where no one lives.
You: well maybe he will.....
Stranger: only you and me and the nature
You: that sounds so nice!!!
Stranger: we will love each other all the time!
You: do u want any kids?
Stranger: yes :D
You: how many?
Stranger: i want many ;)
Stranger: i will let you decide that
You: 8!
Stranger: nature has enough for all
Stranger: ok! 8 it will be
Stranger: girls and boys?
You: 7 boys 1 girl and she will be the youngest
You: that ok?
Stranger: beautiful young girl .. loved by all her 7 brothers:)
Stranger: yeah
You: yes and they will protect her
You: when she dates
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: haha
You: ha
Stranger: they wont allow anyone near her
Stranger: lol
You: will u is the bigger question?
Stranger: haha... i will let you decide... a female knows a female better
You: ah good man
Stranger: =)
You: what will we name them?
Stranger: that's tough!
You: it is
Stranger: i am not good with names...
You: one needs to be named kevin and another john
Stranger: why?
You: cause john is a aswome name and i promissed my friend that i would name one of my kids after him (kevin)
You: if thats ok
Stranger: yeah that's okayyy :)
Stranger: other 5 ?
You: i have no idea wat to name the girl
Stranger: and the girl?
You: but maybe cody randy ted paul and......
You: the other after u?
Stranger: ok ;)
You: ha but the girl i have no name 4
Stranger: why not name the girl after you?
You: ah that would be nice i guess so the family is Kevin, John, Cody, Ted, Randy, Paul, Nicole, and whats the last boys name?
Stranger: Alfred
Stranger: Nicole would be a nice name
You: ok Kevin, John, Cody, Ted, Randy, Paul, Alfred, and Nicole
Stranger: :)
You: that sounds like a great family
Stranger: hmm :)
You: after we run away to marry where do we live?
Stranger: maybe Corsica
Stranger: a small island near france
Stranger: isolated and safe
You: sounds good i've always wanted to go some where out of the USA
Stranger: lol
You: ha i've been to canada but still.....
You: my dad is gonna be angry!
You: ha yes!
Stranger: he will be happy when he sees the happy family..years after
You: yes wen little nicole is 10
Stranger: yes :)
Stranger: we will take her and the other kids to meet thei grampa
You: yes that sounds good. will the kids be able to see their other grand parents?
Stranger: yes! they will meet both
You: yay! well do they live in the US?
Stranger: they live in the Uk, manchester
Stranger: where do the other grandparents live?
You: Mass. US
You: i hve always want to see the UK
Stranger: and how old will my Nicole be when I take her with me
Stranger: i will show her my country
You: umm how bout we take her and the other kids wen they r little and then again every 2 years unless one of the in-laws will not like us gettin married
Stranger: yeah.... nice
Stranger: but i was talking about little nicole's mom
You: me?
Stranger: yes...
You: well wen we go in about 4 years or so i will be 23
You: u?
Stranger: i will be 24 then
Stranger: :)
You: oh old man!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i will be 24 after 4 years
You: ha i cant wait!!!
Stranger: ha ha
You: ok well lets meet at the island in 2 days i will go pack!
Stranger: lol haha
Stranger: so fast?
Stranger: your dad will be really angry
You: well we dont have to get married we can just meet there and come back after a few days and do that for like a year
Stranger: okay :)
You: ill meet u there i g2g pack byebye honey!
Stranger: bye :)
Stranger: see you in corsica :P
You: kk
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