funny jokes- u got any?

poizon

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

right where you left it...


What did the farmer say when he lost his plow?

Hey!Wheres my plow?!?!


What's green and has wheels?

grass, I lied about the wheels


How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Lets ride bikes!


What is green, fuzzy has four legs and if it falls out of a tree you die?

A pool table


What is brown and sticky?

A stick



What do an elephant and a strawberry have in common?

They are both red except for not the elephant




LOL!! you got any like this?
or any at all?
lmao
 
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