jobros1597
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If you have maybe any blonde jokes, (not to offend blondes!!) Here is a few:
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head and they were being chased by the police. They caught them, pulled out there guns, and asked the red head if she had any last words. She said no, and they said ''ready, aim.....'' and the red head pointed behind them and yelled TORNADO! they turned around, and she ran away. They asked the brunette if she had any last words, she said no, and they said ''ready, aim.....'' and the brunette said FLOOD!!!! they turned, and she ran away. Now the blonde. They asked her if she had any last words, she said no, they said ''ready aim....' and seeing what the other girls did, she said FIRE!!!!!!! LOL!!! one more:
There were 9 blondes and 1 brunette on a cliff. They were on the rope, when they saw that the rope wouldn't hold all of them, and it would break, and one person had to get off. After some thinking, the brunette said ''i'll get off''.after making a touchful speach about getting off and saving there lives, the blondes started clapping. Problem solved. LOL!!!!!!
plz tell me yours! thanks! (it doesn't have to be a blonde joke). tell me if you liked my jokes too. Thanks!
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head and they were being chased by the police. They caught them, pulled out there guns, and asked the red head if she had any last words. She said no, and they said ''ready, aim.....'' and the red head pointed behind them and yelled TORNADO! they turned around, and she ran away. They asked the brunette if she had any last words, she said no, and they said ''ready, aim.....'' and the brunette said FLOOD!!!! they turned, and she ran away. Now the blonde. They asked her if she had any last words, she said no, they said ''ready aim....' and seeing what the other girls did, she said FIRE!!!!!!! LOL!!! one more:
There were 9 blondes and 1 brunette on a cliff. They were on the rope, when they saw that the rope wouldn't hold all of them, and it would break, and one person had to get off. After some thinking, the brunette said ''i'll get off''.after making a touchful speach about getting off and saving there lives, the blondes started clapping. Problem solved. LOL!!!!!!
plz tell me yours! thanks! (it doesn't have to be a blonde joke). tell me if you liked my jokes too. Thanks!