HOLLYWOOD SWINGIN!!!
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A brunette and a blonde are walking down the street, the brunette says look a dead bird, The blonde looks UP.
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funny jokes anyone?????????????????????
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Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
You've got Blonde
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
I am not being racist to blond girls. If is has made you feel bad, I apologize for the disturbance.
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
You've got Blonde
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
I am not being racist to blond girls. If is has made you feel bad, I apologize for the disturbance.
one day this grandpa went to his grandsons appartment
and saw a condom on the coffe table
he asked his grandson
''whats this??''
surprised that his grandpa didnt know what it was
he told him its to keep his ciggaretts dry in the rain
''oh, what a good idea''
so later the grandpa went to the store and asked the clerk for some
condoms, the clerk said ''what size''
the grandpa said ''one big enough for a camel''
and saw a condom on the coffe table
he asked his grandson
''whats this??''
surprised that his grandpa didnt know what it was
he told him its to keep his ciggaretts dry in the rain
''oh, what a good idea''
so later the grandpa went to the store and asked the clerk for some
condoms, the clerk said ''what size''
the grandpa said ''one big enough for a camel''