2 men were at the bar drinking and talking about how their wives will react when they get home.
The 1st man says that he always shuts off the engine of his car 1/2 block from his house, lets his car coast to a stop in front of his house. He very quietly opens his car door and gets out and quietly closes the car door. He takes his shoes off outside the front door, carefully opens the front door, gets undressed in the front room, tiptoes into the bedroom and lays down on the bed. As soon as he has laid down, his wife sits up and yells "why are you getting home so late at night, and where have you been.
The 2nd one says he never has that problem. He speeds down his street, slams on the brakes right in front of his house, gets out of the car and slams the car door shut. opens the front door to the house and slams it shut, stomps into the bedroom, kicks off his shoes, and yells "HONEY I'M HOME". She pretends to be asleep every time.
The 1st man says that he always shuts off the engine of his car 1/2 block from his house, lets his car coast to a stop in front of his house. He very quietly opens his car door and gets out and quietly closes the car door. He takes his shoes off outside the front door, carefully opens the front door, gets undressed in the front room, tiptoes into the bedroom and lays down on the bed. As soon as he has laid down, his wife sits up and yells "why are you getting home so late at night, and where have you been.
The 2nd one says he never has that problem. He speeds down his street, slams on the brakes right in front of his house, gets out of the car and slams the car door shut. opens the front door to the house and slams it shut, stomps into the bedroom, kicks off his shoes, and yells "HONEY I'M HOME". She pretends to be asleep every time.