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There once were 3 men on a trip to Saudi Arabia. They see a tent and look inside. There were many beautiful women in the tent. The three men start having fun with the women. Later, the sheik comes in.
"I am the master of all these women! No body touches them except for me!" said the sheik. "You will be punished for the things you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik goes to the first man and asks "What do you do for a living?"
The man says, "I'm a cop."
"Then I'll shoot your penis off!" said the sheik and did.
He goes to the second man and says, "What do you do for a living?"
The man says, "I'm a fireman."
"Then I'll burn your penis off!" said the sheik, and he did
Then he goes to the last man and says "And you? What do you do for a living?"
The man with a slight grin says "I'm a lollipop salesman."
"I am the master of all these women! No body touches them except for me!" said the sheik. "You will be punished for the things you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik goes to the first man and asks "What do you do for a living?"
The man says, "I'm a cop."
"Then I'll shoot your penis off!" said the sheik and did.
He goes to the second man and says, "What do you do for a living?"
The man says, "I'm a fireman."
"Then I'll burn your penis off!" said the sheik, and he did
Then he goes to the last man and says "And you? What do you do for a living?"
The man with a slight grin says "I'm a lollipop salesman."