Funny joke Ha ha ha ha ha ha?

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
 
groan..an old one. How about this one?

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered.

A blonde newspaper reporter eager to get her first story could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, she started shouting loudly, "Let me through ! Let me through ! I am the daughter of the victim." The crowd made way for her. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
 
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