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Tony is in church and the Priest calls him up for confession.
Priest: ‘Tony who was that girl you were with?’
Tony: ‘I don’t want to say.’
Priest ‘ Was it Lisa Pachini
Tony : ‘ No Father.’
Priest : ‘ Was it Katie Cappellie?’
Tony: ‘I shall not say.’
Priest: ‘Was it Sally Baggtie?
Tony: ‘ My lips are sealed.’
Priest: ‘ Was it Fiona Rosalito?’
Tony shakes his head.
Priest ‘Was it Carrie Legado?’
Tony pretends to lock his lips.
The priest feeling very frustrated says ‘Okay Tony, you will not be alter boy for 4 months now go take a seat!’
Tony obeys and joins his friend in the phew.
Tony’s friend ‘What did you get?’
Tony : “ 4 months vacation and 5 good leads!’
Priest: ‘Tony who was that girl you were with?’
Tony: ‘I don’t want to say.’
Priest ‘ Was it Lisa Pachini
Tony : ‘ No Father.’
Priest : ‘ Was it Katie Cappellie?’
Tony: ‘I shall not say.’
Priest: ‘Was it Sally Baggtie?
Tony: ‘ My lips are sealed.’
Priest: ‘ Was it Fiona Rosalito?’
Tony shakes his head.
Priest ‘Was it Carrie Legado?’
Tony pretends to lock his lips.
The priest feeling very frustrated says ‘Okay Tony, you will not be alter boy for 4 months now go take a seat!’
Tony obeys and joins his friend in the phew.
Tony’s friend ‘What did you get?’
Tony : “ 4 months vacation and 5 good leads!’