FUNNY BLONDE JOKE!!! AHAHAHAHA?

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there were 3 astronauts in the pub
a brunnette, a redhead and a blonde

the brunnete said "i am going to land on mars"

the redhead then said " i am going to land on jupiter"

then the blond said " i am going to land on the sun"

the other two laughed and said " thats impossible! you will get burned alive!!!"

the blonde replied with a grin " you think im that dumb?? ofcourse ill travel at night!"


AHAHAHAHAHa

No offence to blondes btw. =]
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Three guys working construction on a skyscraper. One is blonde, another is dark-haired, and the third is bald. At lunchtime, they all sit down on a steel girder high above the city and open their lunchboxes.

"Pastrami on rye!" exclaims the dark-haired guy. "If I get pastrami on rye just one more time, I'm... I'm JUMPING off this beam!"

The bald guy opens his lunchbox and exclaims, "Corned beef hash! If I get corned beef hash one more time, I'm jumping off this beam!"

And the blonde guy looks in his lunchbox. "Baloney and mayonaisse! If I get that one more time, I'm jumping, too!"

So the next day, lunch comes around and the dark-haired guy opens his lunchbox. "Pastrami on rye!" and he jumps to his death. The bald guy sees his lunch and exclaims, "Corned beef hash AGAIN!" and jumps to his death also. The blonde guy sees baloney and mayonaisse and also jumps to his death.

At the funeral, the three widows are standing at the caskets and sobbing. The dark-haired man's wife sniffles, "If I'd known he disliked pastrami on rye, I would have fixed him something different."

The wife of the bald man nods and says, "Me, too. If I'd known he didn't like corned beef hash, I'd have made him something different."

The wife of the blonde guy doesn't say anything. The other two women turn toward her. She responds, "Don't look at ME. He made his OWN lunch!"
 
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