Funnny Joke. =]?

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the
first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
former U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future
president. I am the smartest woman in American history, so
America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out
of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the
great state of Massachusetts". I was my party's last nominee for President.
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay; there's a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
Im anti-Hilary too. =]
 
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