Funniest quotes in animation

So the yogi says, "Beatlenut, you must snatch the pebble from my hand." And I said, "Who are you calling a beatlenut you melonhead!" Heh heh. (pause) T-that was sort of the beginning of the end.

Darkwing Duck from the episode "Dances With Bigfoot".
 
"What about us? What do you think we're doing, huh? Getting a suntan?"
- Odd Della Robbia, Code Lyoko episode "Holiday in the Fog"

"Oh great, William thinks he's Bruce Willis. That's all we needed."
-Odd Della Robbia, Code Lyoko episode "Attack of the Zombies"

"I'm a brick!"
-Ralph Wiggum, Unknown Simpsons episode

"Alright, who fired the tickle spinner?"
- Matau, BIONICLE 3: Web of Shadows

That's all I have for now.
 
Personally, I'd have to vote for Yakko's sales pitch from the Animaniacs episode "Hooked on a Ceiling". It's just one joke after another in classic Groucho Marx style. "We'll paint any ceiling for only 29.95! Riiiiiight! How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we're through, you'll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you'll have nothing IN your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings! We don't do floors because they're beneath us!" One of my all time favorite episodes.

And just for randomnesses sake, there's this gem from "Deduces Wild" (also by Yakko). "This always happens! Every time we get our hands on a chubby sidekick he's kidnapped by a Scottish guy with a big sombrero and a flying machine!"
 
From Invader Zim:

Zim: You lose, Earth Boy! Go home and shave your head of smell with your bad self!
Dib:...O-kay, there's all kids of things wrong with that sentence.

And, from The Fairly Oddparents:

Trixie: I'm ignoring you...I'm ignoring you!...What's wrong? Quit ignoring me ignoring you!
 
Zim's randomness is almost infinitely quotable.

Dib: What's the matter, Zim? Don't they have rain on your planet?
Zim: Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!

Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know...I'm scared too...

Zim: The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.

Maria: He is the demon beast! We've lost three chicken cookers since he come around!
Dib: Chickenfoot ate them?
Maria: No, they got better jobs...but I hate that chicken beast! Get out! Get out now! Before you get a better job too!
 
"They think that I'M crazy. But I know better. It is not I who am crazy. Is is I WHOM AM MAD! Di-Did you heard them? Di-Did you see the crowd? Oh my beloved ice cream bar! How I love to lick your creamy center! NOOMMM! NOOMMMM! NOMMMMM! And your all so nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper. Enfoiled football leather. DOG BREATH! We're not hitchhiking anymore. WE'RE RIDING!"

"No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I have this ice cream bar since I was a CHILD! People... Always trying to it from me. WHY WON'T THEY LIVE ME ALONE!!!"

"BACK OFF MAN! DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS! ONE STEP CLOSER I'M WARNING YA! DON'T MAKE ME USE IT! NOW YOU DONE IT! YOU FORCED ME TO USE IT!"

"I'm hurting."

And that's one reason why people love "Space Madness".
 
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