Funniest quotes in animation

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(I apologize if this thread has already been done) In your opinion, what are some of the funniest quotes in animation? Here are my quotes

1. Monsters vs. Aliens

(Gallaxhar is going to destroy earth and Susan is scared)

Susan: There are innocent people down there!
Gallaxhar: There were innocent people on my planet when it was destroyed!
Susan: Well, I'm sorry that your planet was destroyed
Gallaxhar: Well don't be. I'm the one who destroyed it.

2. Dragonball Z

Trunks: Sorry Frieza, but I'm canceling your date with Goku.

King Kold (Frieza's father): What's a Goku?

3. Kung Fu Panda

(Master Shifu dies and Po begins to panic)
Po: No no no! Don't die Shifu, please!
Master Shifu (wakes up angrily): I'm not dying you idiot!

4. Spongebob Squarepants

(residents of Bikini Bottom notice Sandy without her fur coat)
Resident: Hey look everybody, a naked chipmunk!
 
Some that immediately popped into my head:

"Heads up! Giant boogers!"
"I'm happy you found the satellite and all, but we're still stuck in a planet-sized monster with killer boogers in it!"
-Jamie, Megas XLR

Which made me think of this:

"I have a booger? Where? I don't have boogers. Hey! Where's the booger?!"
"Stop saying booger!"
"Ah, poop..."
-Zorak and Space Ghost, SGC2C

I'll post more later.
 
"And don't think it hasn't been a slice of heaven!....Cause it hasn't".
-Bugs, Hair-Raising Hare
"That girl's like the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas...No curves".
-Foghorn, Of Rice & Hen
 
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.Skool Children: Awww... :zim:
 
Personally, the funniest QUOTES, as in jokes that are joke-based and have no relation to the characters...are from Bonus Stage. That was the only cartoon to truly master writerspeak.
 
There are a few personal favorites that come to my mind. They are probably not exact quotes, but enough to get the point, I suppose.

Futurama:

*Bender's in jail and needs to be bailed out*

Leela: Well, I'd pitch in but Bender stole my wallet.

*They're inside Fry's body, the ear specifically*

Professor Farnsworth: "Now we've got to be real careful as not to make a sound, so the worms won't hear a thing."
Amy (I think): "Okay, professor."
Professor Farnsworth: In a really loud voice "WHAT?!"

Those three get me everytime.
 
Oh, Bugs is the master of these. Off the top of my head:

"Doc, you...you can't be serious! Think what we've been to each other! Why we've been like, like... rabbit and costello! Damon and Runyan! STAN AND LAUREL!" The fact that he gets all the names wrong just adds to it. And then, later on, in the middle of this outburst: "Bette Davis is gonna hate me for this"

Also, in Unruly Hare:

"Only a rat would shoot a guy.... in the back!" The delivery on that line is magnificent.
 
Here's one from the "Simpsons" episodes about the Itchy and Scratchy movie:

Homer: Son, since you broke Grampa's teeth, Grampa gets to break yours!

Grampa: This'll be sweet!
 
"I saw that on the WB, actually. They'll carry anything. *snickers*"
"Well they won't carry anything Conan, because I pitched them a show where Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny were teenagers, and I was a teenager too and we were all pirates. But every week we would have different jobs and identities, and they called back and said it was stupid! And that I was stupid too! And let me tell you something, there is nothing stupid about a teenage rabbit teaching good hygiene! Nothing!"
-Conan and Space Ghost in SGC2C

It's a bit long, but I still think it's funny to this very day. Makes it even better considering Sace Ghost has his hand catch fire because of his rant.
 
"I AM THE CHEESE. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER OF THE SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!"

"If it you ain't the granddaddy of all liar! Err, the little critters of nature. They don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny. A fly marrying a bumblebee. I TOLD YOU TO SHOOT! BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME???!!"

"BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?"

"I AM scared! I'm terrified! I'm panic streaking! [Insert insane screaming here] Shriek Shriek, Scream Scream! [Insert more insane screaming here]"

And that's why screaming as a cartoon character makes hilarious quotes.

(BTW, try to guess that last one.) :cool:
 
Every time there's a quote thread, this one has to be in it:

"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try." - Homer Simpson.
 
"There is ONE EARTH! If it's split in half, there'll be TWO! All of mankind is SCUM...and BE-YOO-TIFUL!!!"

"I don't care for the way you used my full name along with the words 'see' and 'naked'."

"The bullet of justice caps evil's ass! Remember that!"

Excel Saga has some great quotes.
 
The Front:
"Grandpa, how'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?"
"I don't know!"

"Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot."

Rosebud:
"Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed."
"But sir, I don't think-"
"Do as I say!"

"Two plus two is four! Two plus two is four!"
(My brother and I had a lot of fun with that one, as well as the "27!" line from Girls Just Want To Have Sums.)

New Kid On The Block:
"This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story."

"Grampa, I need some advice. Did you ever fall in love with an older woman?"
"I fell in love with the OLDEST woman. A hundred and twenty-four years old, she was. Here's a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake."
"Wow. What happened?"
"She fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd; all of a sudden she didn't have time for me. Ohhh, I wore a fifteen-pound beard of bees for that woman, but it wasn't enough."
 
Jem

(The Misfits have been hanggliding for publicity and have just landed)

Eric Raymond: Where's Pizazz?

Techrat: She's testing my new laser.

Eric: You let Pizazz loose... WITH A LASER!?


AlfTales

Alf (In the Norman Bates role, to the Janet Leigh character after it starts raining outside): Be careful. I'd hate for you to get stuck in the shower.


The Simpsons:

Homer: My ears are burning.

Lisa: Dad, we weren't talking about you

Homer: I know, but I wanted to see what the inside of my ear looke like so I lit a q-tip.


The Critic:

Johnny Wrath: (To the audience at his concert) ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?

(from the back of the arena): Not yet, Brett's tying his shoe!

(silent pause for a few seconds) Okay!
 
Dexter: (after Dee-Dee sits on him) Dee-Dee what do I look like, a chair? Dee-Dee: No, I looks like this. (holds a picture of the letter 'I')

And of course...
Mandark: Ha, ha-ha! Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!
 
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