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tazz
Guest
Whats the funniest jokes you have ever heard in your life? Feel free to be rude or offencive weird any joke you like!!!
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cajunchicken
Guest
theres a clown who was being arrested and said to the police hey you I've been taken into custurdy for a trifle!
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Richard
Guest
WHAT DID THE ROBBER SAY TO THE DUDE ON THE TOILET
GIVE ME ALL YOUR S**T
GIVE ME ALL YOUR S**T
I LOVE WOMEN
New member
love it , your a star 10 out of 10 ha ha ha
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Belle N
Guest
dunno, there are toooooooo many... i guess the funniest so far would be these:
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........ .."Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"
and...
One patient came in and said, 'Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.'
The doctor asked, 'When did it start?'
The man replied, When did what start?'
ya those are it i guess..........lol
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........ .."Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"
and...
One patient came in and said, 'Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.'
The doctor asked, 'When did it start?'
The man replied, When did what start?'
ya those are it i guess..........lol
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themonkeyjuggles
Guest
What dose a woman scream out when faking an orgasm?
Oh Tony! Oh Tony!
Oh Tony! Oh Tony!
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Milk
Guest
When is a woman above a man?
When the kitchen is upstairs!
When the kitchen is upstairs!
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EMILY
Guest
this one's kinda stupid, but...
2 muffins were in the oven. the first muffin looked at the second muffin and said "man, it's hot in here!" the second muffin looked at the first muffin and screamed "AHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!"
2 muffins were in the oven. the first muffin looked at the second muffin and said "man, it's hot in here!" the second muffin looked at the first muffin and screamed "AHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!"
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The Saint
Guest
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!"
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!"