Funniest joke you know?

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Vengeance

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Trying to cheer up my friend. He's real down lately and loves jokes.

I need the funniest lot of jokes you have
he loves penis jokes -_-

so yeah 10pts for one that makes him laugh the hardest. any jokes you have

(star as interesting?)
:)
haha racist jokes are hillarious too (im not racist and my friend isnt either) but they are funny :)
 
God asks Tom Brady first: "What do you believe?"

Tom thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in
hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Brady, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Aaron Rodger's and says, "What do you believe?"

Aaron says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too,
have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman,
both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Aaron's sincere eloquence and he offers him a seat
to his right.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"

Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
 
What did Abraham Lincoln say after his 5 day drunk? "I freed WHO?"
What did the man with the biggest penis in the world have for breakfast this morning? I had cream of wheat, coffee and toast.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? left the plunger in the toilet.
 
don't hate ok, im not racist, im sorry if you take them the wrong way, but u gotta admit they R funny

What do you call a white chick with one leg?

Elieen HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a turtle with a "hard on"?

A SLOW POKE!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Why don't afganian people go to Wal-Mart?

Because there's a Target on every corner! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a mexican with three eyes?

AY AY AY!!!!
 
don't hate ok, im not racist, im sorry if you take them the wrong way, but u gotta admit they R funny

What do you call a white chick with one leg?

Elieen HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a turtle with a "hard on"?

A SLOW POKE!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Why don't afganian people go to Wal-Mart?

Because there's a Target on every corner! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a mexican with three eyes?

AY AY AY!!!!
 
don't hate ok, im not racist, im sorry if you take them the wrong way, but u gotta admit they R funny

What do you call a white chick with one leg?

Elieen HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a turtle with a "hard on"?

A SLOW POKE!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Why don't afganian people go to Wal-Mart?

Because there's a Target on every corner! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a mexican with three eyes?

AY AY AY!!!!
 
don't hate ok, im not racist, im sorry if you take them the wrong way, but u gotta admit they R funny

What do you call a white chick with one leg?

Elieen HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a turtle with a "hard on"?

A SLOW POKE!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Why don't afganian people go to Wal-Mart?

Because there's a Target on every corner! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a mexican with three eyes?

AY AY AY!!!!
 
don't hate ok, im not racist, im sorry if you take them the wrong way, but u gotta admit they R funny

What do you call a white chick with one leg?

Elieen HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a turtle with a "hard on"?

A SLOW POKE!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Why don't afganian people go to Wal-Mart?

Because there's a Target on every corner! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a mexican with three eyes?

AY AY AY!!!!
 
don't hate ok, im not racist, im sorry if you take them the wrong way, but u gotta admit they R funny

What do you call a white chick with one leg?

Elieen HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a turtle with a "hard on"?

A SLOW POKE!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Why don't afganian people go to Wal-Mart?

Because there's a Target on every corner! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a mexican with three eyes?

AY AY AY!!!!
 
What did Abraham Lincoln say after his 5 day drunk? "I freed WHO?"
What did the man with the biggest penis in the world have for breakfast this morning? I had cream of wheat, coffee and toast.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? left the plunger in the toilet.
 
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