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So, this guest approaches my desk today (for those who aren't familiar, I work at a hotel):

Guest: "Your wireless internet doesn't work, wah. I can't get on, wah."
Me: "Did you call the support desk?"
Guest: "No! They're just going to tell me to have you reset your system."

Oh fucking really? Well gosh, I guess I'd better just take your word for it since, apparently, you're psychic! :cheerldr:

Um. No.

20 minutes later, the same guest strolls through the lobby and says he talked to support and they said the problem is "definitely" with our system. We'll see about that...

*dials number*

Me (on the phone with support): "We've been getting complaints about our internet. Any way you could check our system, see if it's a problem on our end?"
Support: *pause*
Support: "Everything's up and running."

"Definitely" our problem, huh? I'm sick of lying ass, lazy, stupid customers. The next time someone tries to pull that shit, I should call up support on speakerphone while the guest is standing here at the desk so they--and all the other guests in the lobby--can hear for themselves that our wireless system is fine and that they are an idiot. :banana:
 
I went back and added a dancing banana to my original post--if that isn't fun, I don't know what is. Can you handle it?

And yes "Funny_One", I realize it's "what I get", and the story in my original post is not an uncommon one. That doesn't mean I can't vent about it every once in awhile.
 
Zolly, tell your customers to join wtf.com. Then I'll ban them, and you can gleefully cackle at their misfortune with me.

But they'll have to wait til they can figure out the wireless. :rotflmao:
 
I'm glad I don't work with people.

I do my job. If somebody has issues, I tell them to talk to the boss. If I have to explain something, fine. But any problems get directed to the boss.
 
I work in the resturant portion of the hotel and one time someguy brought his labtop and couldn't figure out why nothing was working and asked me like i knew what i was doing around computers. I spent 20 minutes looking for a manager and by the time i found one the asshole left to complian to my the same manager about shitty food service.

anyway a round about way of saying it but people at hotels are complete and utter jackasses:D
 
The funniest thing i ever did which was my idea to try out with one of my friends there is i confused some asian girl behind the counter of a corner store to give me more money in change. I got back my money and $1.72 more. It was fucking hilarious. I love it when people who don't know math become cash register people.
 
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