Hahaha, you're saying that about the wrong person brother. I look fucking slick in a suit. If I can find some pics, I'll show you. I didn't say I "need" to get into a suit to look good, but I "like" to.
i have suits i've worn suits for many years...just gets old having to wear a tie all the time...they get in the way and it is always best to have them tacked to your shirt. too many accessories to deal with just to go to work.. does this make you gay???, learning how to accessorize???
Fuck fucking ties. They can go twist themselves into a panty-like bunch and jump into a fire of endless burning sensations of death. They can die 50 million times and every time I would bring them back to life and spit acid in their eyes. Then they would go fuck themselves because that's what ties do, and I would make sure they like it, until I finally cut their bullshit in half and send them to the eternal grave of tie hell.
I don't know, maybe I need to learn a different knot or something. I always end up struggling with it 15 minutes before I have to go to work, and it never works right. Either way, ties are gay.