Fucking surgery

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jobie g

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Ive know I had this problem since I was about 8. I have a problem similar to a hurneya (i tried) its basically a tube running from my abdomen to my testicles thats delivering a liquid into my scrotum (If you were to look, one looks normal and the other one looks like its swollen to 2x-3x its normal size, even though thatts just the liquid.) According to the doctor it should've shriveled up at birth. Now there are no actual proven statistics that say that if i dont have it remove i will have damage to my testicle (yes only one.) However, it is possible that the liquid can put pressure on it and eventually shrink it.

So shit in 9 hours and 15 minutes Im supposed to go to surgery to have this fucking thing taken out. I know its a small surgery and all, but shit i hate the idea of them sticking shit into my scrotum, thats my area (well my testes' area anyway) Hes gonna knock me out with some medicine that hes gonna administer to me and then tell me to count backwards from 10. Apparently im supposed to be knocked out by then. There is a 2% chance of a screwup, and if he does fuck up one of my balls this is the last thing the doctor is ever gonna see :mfinger::sword: (or not)

Well. Im off to bed. Time to face the inevitable. The only thing I'm glad is how minor the surgery is. My heart goes out to all that have to endure open heart surgery, organ transplants, and brain surgery. G'night.
 
Hey man, good luck with the surgery. Just try not to get a hard on while they are operating, that would be on the internet faster than Slacker's ex girlfriend's pics.

Anyways, good luck. Update us and tell us how everything went.
 
Half the whole freaking time I was hoping I would have a wet dream and squirt right in the guys eye. Now that would make it to the internet quick.



It swings either way :D

Thanks everyone, got back today. Woke up so fucking loopy after surgery. Didnt know what was happening ive been sleeping for like 30 minutes every 2 hours or so downstairs, and right leg is numb so i could barely walk (I even fell once)

BTW: US got their ass handed to them by Argentina today in soccer.

PS: And the gayest hting is, the doctor gave me the medicine to sleep without telling me to count backwards from 10! :mfinger:
 
That's all it is. To anyone out there that never had this done, and are worrying about it. Don't. It's not bad at all. They put the medicine in the IV (which was in my arm for about 3 hours before the surgery), and you wake up in another resting room. It's really that quick.
 
Man, I got screwed out of the hospital experience, then. I had just enough time to turn on my iPod (Grateful Dead + loopy IV shit = fun times), but it was definitely a while before it kicked in. And then my damn iPod was out of battery when I woke up!
 
Oh the name of the condition I had was a hydrocele.

So yeah today I went to bed early, getting up the stairs was a pain in the ass. Now my balls were so uncomfortable i only got like 4 hours of sleep, so i was daydreaming of girls from 9-12 and 4-6 But today Im all good, i can walk freely now that my leg is all better.



Yeah dont worry about the surgery at all, the thing you have to worry about is the first hour after the surgery. I was so drugged up and I couldnt keep my eyes open. I could barely swallow apple juice. Actually I was supposed to be on a liquid diet yesterday but the doctor didnt tell us until after I had lunch. And nothing happened so I ate dinner too. It was all fine.

PS: If you're going to get an IV stick it in the veins on the top of your hand. It doesn't hurt a bit and seriously when they give you the IV thats the only shot you have to worry about, they have a way of putting the shots in the IV instead of sticking your arm up with 30 different shots.
 
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