Fucking Neighborhood Trash!

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;1022834']For fuck's sake. They aren't even from this neighborhood. Perhaps I should elaborate.

The teenage kids that stay in the pool ALL FUCKING DAY. Now, I'm no scholar when it comes to "the effects of the sun on different skin types", but I'm pretty sure being in a pool ALL FUCKING DAY isn't good for you, no matter what color you are. So there's that.

They don't live in this apartment complex. I know who has kids, and it isn't very many people here. And no one here but one house has a teenager... and that kid isn't one of these hoodlums.

If they know someone who does live here, they have to be with that person, and that person's household is allowed 2 guests. Right now, by my count, there are about 10 kids in the pool.

Let me not forget to mention that they are in their clothing, not bathing suits or swim shorts. And they leave a mess, and I've had to get in the pool myself after they leave in the evening to remove chairs. Yes, the undisciplined little savages throw chairs in the pool.

I don't know who their parents are, but I am certain that there aren't enough beatings in the house. If not I wouldn't be hearing "fuck", "shit", "nyigah", "pussy-ass mufukkah" and all manner of other vocabulary throughout the complex at the top of their lungs.

So, I should call the apartment complex people... right? Okay, sure. They were more concerned about the expired tag on my truck than they were the local drunk trash that sits outside all day and used the bed of it as a recycling bin (it took a threat to eliminate this problem). They told us to call the police.

So, I should call the police? Well... I think 911 is more "emergency" than, "hey, could you come help me resolve a problem?". But, every other line at the department isn't picking up.

Fuck the little shits. I'm going to see if I can cut one of the power lines and make it land in the water. It's not like the pool has to be constantly cleaned because of them anyway. What's one more mess?
 
;1022850']I kinda pay rent so myself, my significant other, and the occaisional friend can come over and enjoy a pool. It's private property. If not for the damages (which cause the pool to be closed for maintenance for weeks at a time because they throw drinking cups, fake jewelry, and undergarments in the filter), the trash they leave behind (candy wrappers and soda bottles in the pool), and the disturbance they cause to other people in the complex, I wouldn't mind if a few kids came and played in the pool. But these are undisciplined trash.

It's bad enough my taxes are paying for their clothing and food. If that's the situation, I may as well have them sent to jail. Same shit.
 
Your apartment manager told you to call the police? Wow, what great management. I'd call the police and tell them what's going on and also explain to them that your management couldn't give a shit less. Hopefully they do something about it.

When I lived in California we lived at an apartment complex with a pool, and it was always clean and nice because our management enforced all of the pool rules. Maybe someone needs to point that out to your management. They'd spend less money on maintenance if they enforced the rules.
 
See what you need to do is get some gas and jell-o mix. mix them together in a bowl and let it set up a bit. Then put some firework fuses in the bowl.

No more annoying kids, and if its at night you get a light show :)
 
I don't see why we can't just have some good ole' fashion fun with this. It's obvious that you do not own said pool. It is also obvious that you cannot take the place of said pool personnel. Slow your roll, Jarhead. Find a nice cool spot in a shaded area. A quiet, secluded spot. A place where you can enjoy pleasant thoughts of cuh-razy military days gone by. Combat days. A place where you can brandish a BB gun and snipe in the general direction of a certain pool in question. Enjoy a cool glass of fresh lemonade while you're at it.
 
nothing you say or do will keep them from the pool. I was one of those kids when i was young. We would climb the fence into the apartment complex and swim... and throw chairs in the pool... and when we get kicked out... we'd just go to another pool. What i would suggest is getting the whole key to get into the pool as well as possible lifeguard duty for the pool.

If that all fails, you can put shore spikes, concertina wire, mines, and a 240 gulf mounted to a tripod on your balcony.

Or... maybe... be the psycho guy that they're too scared to get into the pool because he always comes out and messes with them.

Or.... realize that its summer and dont worry about it (this will be most effective as today's youth would rather 'smoke you fool' than listen to any amount of authority).
 
;1022898']The issue is, that there is no one from the apartment complex on the grounds after 5 and on the weekends. So, basically these knuckleheads wait until those times to hit the pool and trash the place. The apartment told us to call the police. We did it once last year, and no one was prosecuted (despite the "No Tresspassing, violators will be prosecuted" sign on the fence.

So far, the BB gun idea sounds nice. I have an airsoft rifle- HK G36, fully automatic... laser dot, scope, the works. Now, all I need is my black OPFOR fatigues and ballistic mask... and some rope.
 
You can call the police on a disturbance call. They are being loud and trashing up the place. That's disturbing the peace and is something worthy of a 911 call. It may seem silly, but people do get in to trouble for doing shit like that...and should! Kids learn by experience. They can't learn unless a consequence is forced on them.
 
American Press

By Chaos

Local Man Sentenced To 4 Years for Aggravated Assault

A local man is behind bars tonight after several teens were shot in the face by a high powered BB gun. It is believed the man was frustrated after being forced to clean up after the youngsters trashed the pool. Authorities say the man was dragged off kicking and screaming, saying something about "but they were trespassing... I'm military damn you".

The Local man was booked and tried and found guilty of 4 counts aggravated assault with an instrument of terror.

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Yeah dude... BB gun... not a good idea.

(BTW... story was made up)
 
Seriously? Fuck pools at apartment complexes. I dont care how much you pay for rent to use them, dont. D's buddy and his girl and several buddies all got a seriously saaaahhuuuweeeeet staph infection after taking a dip in their apartment pool.
 
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