Fucking Drunks

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Trumpet Trousers

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I was at a diner tonight and I auto-started my car. We went out to smoke a cigarette. Suddenly, my room mate stood up and started staring at my truck.

This drunk dude comes out from the other side of my truck and walks off.

He tried to open up my fucking door and steal my shit! The door has a little gap when it's shut sometimes and I guess he thought it was open. By the time I got there he was down the road.

I swear to god, that truck is my baby and I'll beat anyone's ass that tries to get into it. Small town, too many drunks that try that shit. If my room mate told me sooner I would have beat his ass into a coma.

This shit pisses me off so fucking much! If anyone so much as looks at that truck wrong I'm going to hang their eyeballs from my rearview mirror. That truck is my baby. I love that truck.

Maybe I should get a lockbox for the middle console. Those safes are pretty neat, and they fit flush into the console.


Fuck, now I'm too pissed off to sleep.:mad:
 
At least your shit is still there. That happened to my ex from awhile ago -- but his stuff actually got stolen, and he was super super pissed. Count your blessings, child :3
 
No, nothing is missing. It's the concept that pisses me off just as much as if he had actually jacked my shit. The only difference is whether or not he would be able to remember his own name after I got done with him.
 
Anyone who read the thread on the old guy shooting the two dudes burglarizing his neighbor's house knows my stance on thievery.

More than that, I have a similar passion for my Camaro. If I saw some dorkhole poking around my car I'd be quite angry. Especially if they broke some glass trying to get in. I'm just glad my car isnt a convertible. those convertible tops are so easy to slash through, and can easily be worth as much as the car itself depending on the car.
 
Of the 4 cars I've had, 2 of them have been broken into. The first was my first car, 86 ford escort.

Who the hell locks an 86 escort with the stock stereo???

I guess the thing is:

Step 1, break glass.
Step 2, see if doors unlocked.

WTF...


Any way, a few months ago, someone tried to steel the stereo out of my Jeep. Well, it's bolted to the frame, and you have to tear the dash apart to get it out.
 
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