Fucking dogs

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First of all, let me tell you, 4 dogs, 3 of them being large, are confined to my smallass, wannabe room. They aren't allowed to roam the house. Also, 5 cats are confined to my room, very small hallway and bathroom. You have no idea how fucking IRRITATING it is to be constantly bombarded by these animals. Always in your face, wanting attention. Well, their new thing is chewing cell phones. About a week ago, I left my cell phone on my computer desk while taking a shower. I come back to one of the dumbasses gnawing on it. You think I would've learned. Today, I go out of my room to get a bottle of water, I come back and they chewed my mom's cell phone. (She's letting me borrow it since mine was recently submerged in water.) They have so many things to chew on, but they choose fucking cell phones. Now, since I have no job and wouldn't be able to pass a drug test, I've got to sell one or two of my guitars to get the money, to pay for what these idiots mess up.

FUCKING ASSHOLES. :mfinger:
 
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Shoot them like an american would. :thumbsup:

And if you wanna make a quick hundred bucks, sell their dead bodies to koreans. :thumbsup:
 
It must really REALLY REALLY fucking suck to be those dogs or those cats. Your dogs are undoubtably pretty fucking board and they are doing this to get your attention. Now that they have it, get rid of most of them! Take them to the local animal shelter, put an ad in the paper, find them other homes, but for fucks sakes, do SOMETHING. That isn't good for their physcial health or their mental health to be confined in such a small space w/ so many other animals. If you choose NOT to do anything, then you richly deserve to have them destroy every single thing of any value that you own. Maybe they will even eat you in your sleep. :thumbsup:

And I don't want to hear any fucking bullshit about how you love them so much an cant part with any of them wah wah wah.... FUCK THAT, if you cared about them so fucking much you would have never gotten so many animals that you don't have the god damn space for, you stupid ass clown!! If they don't belong to you, then you should have no compunction about taking them to the shelter or finding them other homes, or giving them back to whoever the fuck they belong to. If they DO belong to you, then you should be shot, first in the knee, then again in the face. The situation is both cruel and stupid and you have ZERO legitimate room to complain about any distress or discomfort they cause you.

Knock, Knock. Fuck you.
 
Wow, you really, truly are a complete fucking IDIOT. Where do you get off making all of these stupid-assed assumptions, when you don't even know the complete story? Did I once say *I* aquired these animals? Do you really think I'm that stupid to not know they're trying to get my attention? I've been dealing with animals since day 1. And I used to be a little animal lover like yourself, which by the way, is so adorable. :rolleyes:

I have ZERO room to complain about any of my comfort or distress?
Do you read, idiot? My father confined these animals to my room. What am I gonna say? "No, dickwad, they can go anywhere they damn well please." I'm not the one who pays the bills, so therefore I don't set the rules. If I gave these stupidfucks to a nearby shelter or put an ad in the paper, they'd likely end up tied out in some redneck's yard, on a two inch leash, no shelter and food and water every other day. And you wouldn't want that, would you? :wah: Here, in my room, they have a fresh supply of food and water and their own goddamn king sized bed. So stop acting like they're some malnutritioned, cower every time I walk by dogs, given their own corners to live in, while laying amongst their own secretions.

Not that I owe such a piece of shit like yourself any explanation, but my mother lives in an apartment where it is $100 MORE per month in rent, per dog. These are her dogs, I am keeping them FOR HER. I am doing HER a favor.

So before you open your fuckface hole again, get your shit straight. :mfinger:
 
Does your mom know that they are confined to your room? Is there nobody else that could keep them for her? Does your mom compensate you for their care? Or do you just take that up the ass too? If another few ($400?) per month is gonna break the bank than she should either move or find somebody with more resources to take care of her animals or find new homes for them herself. Of course you aren't gonna just tell your dad, 'fuck you, the dogs will go where they want'.... I don't expect that, and you would probably get your ass kicked if you tried it. Yeah, I live in an area w/ a frighteningly large # of rednecks, and I am tired of seeing ppl treat their animals like shit and think that their animals should be grateful for whatever they get; they only ppl around here who would confine so many animals in one room, fucking king sized bed or no, are the fucking rednecks. That is fucked up. That is why I have done animal rescue for 6 yrs (dogs/cats/exotics). And before I place an animal w/ a new family I *interview* them first, complete with home visits. If I am not comfortable with the family, I keep the animal until I find a family that IS suitable. You don't have to give them to the fucking rednecks. & Unless you are taking them for several hours of excercise every day, they have got to be bored as shit, which is evidenced by the fact that they chew up stuff that is important to you, like your cell phone. You dont HAVE to be responsible for them if its really such a pain in your ass. YOU have a choice, the dogs don't.

And no need to be so fucking defensive, if you haven't done anything wrong, right, asshole?
 
The dogs chew on the phone because it gets them attention. They see you with it, ergo if they eat it it'll 1. make you notice them and 2. remove an obstical to them getting attention.

Jarilith is right. No matter why, the dogs are not in a good environment. They need room to move and attention.

There are rescue groups besides the humane society out there. Paws For Life is one I have worked with on a regular basis. If any of the dogs are purebread you can find groups that specialize in different breeds. These groups require home visits, interviews etc...

The justification that someone else will take worse care doesn't hold water. Right now there isn't much difference between where they are and a 2 foot chain in the back yard. They have a good chance getting a great owner. I live in Idaho, redneck central so trust me, I KNOW what people can do to their dogs and I also know that the majority of owners are compitent and loving.

Owning pets (as you know) is a responsability. When it comes to a point that you can no longer fulfill that responsability in a humane way it is time to investigate your options. If nothing else the dogs can be put down. Yeah, that sounds pretty harsh but let's face it, their current situation isn't working for you or for them.

The hardest part about owning a pet is realizing you can no longer have said pet. They get old, they get sick or situations in life change such that you just can't keep it. This would be one of those times.

Talk to the mom lady, explain the situation, explore the various rescue groups, shelters and options. Do what's right for the dogs, not what's easy.
 
Why do I think that Woody would want to shoot you for saying that? Hmm...

Lost, obviously it's your fault. You aren't a responsible enough person. You managed to get your first phone submerged in water, and then they chewed up your mom's phone. And then, on top of that, you're doing drugs. Three strikes, you're out.

You need to watch where you lay your shit around. They're dogs. They like to chew on things. There was something new to chew on, so they chewed on it.
 
Jarilith, I guess you're forgetting they've got to go outside to shit. When they go outside, in the fenced in, rather large backyard, they play. You know, running around. So once again, these dogs aren't kept in here all day to lay in their own shit. My mom is going to be getting a house in July, she is in between jobs right now. July is when her lease is over, and she's not gonna break it. During this time, just because I'm fed up with these fucks, I'm not going to just give them away. I trust no one. And once again, it's not like I sit here all day, typing with one hand and beating them with a belth with the other. I could mention I give them Nutro, $40 dollars for a 30 pound bag... but that doesn't matter, they're confined to a 2x2' room. :rolleyes:

Also you and Uber seem to think I give them zero attention. How the hell could they not get my attention when they're in my face all the time? I'll only push them away if I have food.

Only three more months, I think the dogs will make it. :thumbsup:
 
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