Solution:
1. Get a pirate copy of Windows 2000 from a sympathetic tech at your school
2. Back up porno, format hard drive
3. Install Windows, and service pack it.
4. Install drivers, and porno.
5. Install Mozilla. Download more porno using Mozilla.
6. Download gay porno.
7. Download "JENNA JAMESON FISTING BRITTANY SPEARS!!!one! OMG LOL! SUPARNOVA!"
8. Download AVG Free Edition, Spybot, AdAware, and GenericSpy. Don't forget to download "STARTUP COPILOT!" to get rid of shit you don't want/need starting up, etc.
9. Resume fingering/twiddling your cock.
10. Cum all over your PeeCee, go to bed.
Fixed?