Fucking Bastard Cops!

Yeah, this sounds highly illegal. I would suggest getting a lawyer, however, even if you DO get a lawyer and sue the cop and somehow get your bike back, the only thing you will acomplish is making a cop angry. Then there will be a cop in your town with a vendetta against you, and he'll probably tell all his pig buddies, and then you'll never have any peace in your own home town again. You'll just get harrassed all the time. I'd say you're pretty much fucked.
 
I call bullshit on that story, sorry;

but I have been caught on a motorized bike before, and the cop doesn't take it. At the worst, he will give you a ticket and a fine.

Your story might be true, but the def. was not a cop.
 
I agree. That does sound pretty flakey. How would the cop give you $2,000 without having you sign anything or having any kind of proof that this actually happened?

If you are telling the truth, then that check is going to bounce.
 
fuck them, they don't deserve to be cops if they steal your stuff. make him lose his job. that was just pure bullshit and any decent cop would agree.
 
So let me get this straight.
1) I sue this guy, maybe get something, and have a group of cops who hate me.
2) I don't sue this guy, lose my bike, and possibly get a 35 dollar fee for a bounced check.
3) I do nothing, keep the worthless check, and stew in my own misery.
:sad:

Are there really no other options?
 
Nope, you could:

Run down the street completely nude screaming “Go fuck, yourself!” at every inanimate object you pass along the way to the gun store. From there, purchase an assault rifle, climb the nearest building and pick off pedestrians while singing songs from the book of enlightenment. After that, you could rob an old lady, shit on a toothless bum, rape a carnival worker, masturbate into a cup, and sling it at a local gay pride parade. Then of course, top it off by pissing in the church holy water.

There are always options, my friend.
 
That sounds unreal. I cannot believe that a cop could hand you a check... you should take it to the authorities, that would be illegal I think, unless it was a gift???
 
Yes, the police went way overboard with me at San Francisco airport simply 'cause they found some Zippo lighter fluid in my luggage on a "random search". Stupid fucks.
 
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