Wow...Been here for six or more months, and I never remember you being this...stupid!
I mean, it's obvious what I'm trying to say. Just screw off on company time, and then delete the evidence! They will never know that you LANNED for three days straight, not doing any work! It's like being paid overtime to do nothing but fuck off!
As a token of forgiveness, here is your free complementary LOLBus.
