Fuck TOTO toilets

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mekoe117

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This company has forever shaken my perception of Japanese products having superiority.

This toilet is absolute fucking crap, pun intended. Maybe it doesn't clog when Japanese people shit in it, but we had our bathroom redone over the Summer, and we're up to clog 3 with barely any toilet paper.

The second time it was clogged my own shit did it, no toilet paper needed.

This brings me to my next point - it violates every engineer's mantra in the book.

The K.I.S.S. Principle stands for "Keep It Simple, Stupid." The more complex a solution is, the more likely it will fail.

Clearly the fucking Japs don't know this.

The toilet bowl is sloped on one side so it gets a huge rush of water to plunge your shit down. Only problem is NO FUCKING PLUNGER ON THE FUCKING SHITHOLE WE CALL EARTH WORKS WITH THIS FUCKING SLOPE! It's like a Japanese dude fucking a black chick - hotdog in the hallway.

To add insult to injury, it uses custom, propreitary parts. AND I FUCKING HATE THOSE! Doesn't matter what the fuck it's in, but I don't like having to gut my buddy Carl's Dell computer to install a fucking AGP video card. Fucker is brand new, maybe no AGP slot would be acceptable in 1998, but it's fucking 2005. Shit!

This toilet uses the equivalent of a Dell motherboard - "The G-MAX Flushing System by Toto." Don't even think about swapping it out, it has a plughole the size of a Thai hooker's asshole and won't work with American parts.

I mean, I could rant for hours on this piece of shit, but my parents have said the next time I clog it I'm paying for it.

And that's why I'm pissed. I can't unclog it. Fuck this, I'll post again and see if I can unclog the shitter.
 
Listen, the solution is real simple.

1. Go outside.
2. Grab a tree-branch, nothing too big though.
3. Mix up poop in toliet, before flushing. Soup-like consistency.
4. Flush.
5. Profit.
 
Christ, it turns out the water power was only at 75%. I turned the dial on the pipe and it flushes with Biblical force now.

Those cleaning people from "Teresa's Family Cleaning" really suck. I didn't know Teresa's family included 52 or so Mexican immigrants, but I don't let them in my room for a reason.

They break shit. And they frequently turn on four vaccums at once and fuck the breakers, it's a pain in the ass to lose what i'm doing on the computer when they fuck up.
 
Double post, who gives a fuck. Not me.

Since the water pressure was at 75% I'm 100% sure my parents'll let me off the hook. I wasn't at fault.
 
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