Fuck the Police

[mussolini_linguini]

i set a new record for myself, i got seven tickets in one day

 

[giftfromgod]

But did you fuck them? The police I mean, not the tickets.

 

[pharmdcougargal12]

Care to share exactly what you were doing to deserve the tickets?

 

[bbl_13]

Pfft... anyone can get tickets. LOL it getting out of them that counts

 

[The Sex Fist]

Did you break seven counts of forgetting to leave the house with your leash on or something?

 

[CEM]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


Dude, if someone got that many tickets around here, I'm sure they would find a reason for that person to go to jail. Where are you from crusher?

 

[Anne Boylen]

no it depends if it was in the same county or not.

 

[I wanna know]

/jim carrey voice

Stop breaking the law asshole.

/stop

 

[Carrie M]

Good point. Still 7 tickets is a little much. Did you JUST get your license or something?

 

[red roze]

with an avatar like that....I can hardly believe it hard luck man, that sucks, but I cant imagine that someone could get 7 tickets in a day without doing something to deserve them. not trying to insult you, but DAMN !!!

 

[reneeb]

How in the fuck can someone get 7 tickets in one day? Did you get them all at once?

 

[meandubabe]

perhaps like this....

speeding
DUI
wreckless driving
crossing the center line
wreckless endangerment
driving on suspended license
driving without proof of insurance

 

[Arooroo Mom]

maybe 7 units in pursuit...and when he pulled over, they all took a crack at him...at any rate, I feel bad for your bank account...:doh: its about to get raped.

 

[Ae Cha Dolphin]

A guy I know got pulled over and recived

DUI
DWI
No seat belt
speeding (5 mph over)
having a passenger with out a seat belt on (he got the ticket for this)
Broken plate light

I think he got 2 more, but can't remember what they were. And this was in one stop.

 

[M3x!TaL!aN0]

/me thinks 7 tickets in one day may be a wee bit o' bullshit.