IDOC is full of asstards, which is why I'm completely willing to believe this fuck's story.
Srsly, though -- having seen IDOC in action several times, cut the shit out. They're pretty happy giving away the "slap on the wrist" punishments like these, but it goes from "slap on the wrist" to 10 year sentences pretty damn quick.
If anything, I hope this was a, "HEY, GROW UP" wake up call.