I'm referring to these two fuckers in my math class. These bitches sit right behind me and are always talking about something, not just normal talking though, fucking girl talk.
"OMG!!! CURTIS TRIED TO KISS ME, BUT I WOULDN'T LET HIM EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR OVER A YEAR!!! I'M SUCH AN IGNORANT BITCH!!! PLEASE, SOMEONE KILL ME!!! I'M TIRED OF BEING A BITCH!!!"
Or...
"OMG!!! I SAW THIS MOVIE I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES, BUT I'LL TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN AND ACT AS IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT, EVEN THOUGH YOU SAW IT WITH ME!!! GOD, SOMEONE PPPLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE THROW SOME C-4 IN MY BACKPACK THEN DETONATE IT WHEN I'M TAKING A CRAP! I WEAR AN AC-DC SHIRT, AND BECAUSE OF THAT I SHAME THAT AWESOME BAND!!"
Or...
"OMG!!! LET'S BE RUDE BITCHES AND COMPLETLY DISTRACT THE KID IN FRONT OF US, IT SEEMS HIS SCHOOL LIFE ISN'T CRAPPY ENOUGH!! NOW LET'S TALK VERY LOUDLY ABOUT STUPID THINGS AND GIGGLE SOME MORE!! GOD, I WISH SOMEONE WOULD THROW ME DOWN A WOOD-CHIPPER!"
I get to listen to this shit daily. I've asked my shit-faced math teacher if I could move but she always says no. They always do that annoying giggle and if I move they stare at me then giggle some more. I want to giggle back then slam a door into their faces. EAT DOORKNOB BITCHES.
To top this shit off, my math teacher never tells them to stop talking. She's focused on me all the time, either my math teacher loves teenage boys or she's trying to find a reason to fail me or get me suspended.
"OMG!!! CURTIS TRIED TO KISS ME, BUT I WOULDN'T LET HIM EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR OVER A YEAR!!! I'M SUCH AN IGNORANT BITCH!!! PLEASE, SOMEONE KILL ME!!! I'M TIRED OF BEING A BITCH!!!"
Or...
"OMG!!! I SAW THIS MOVIE I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES, BUT I'LL TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN AND ACT AS IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT, EVEN THOUGH YOU SAW IT WITH ME!!! GOD, SOMEONE PPPLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE THROW SOME C-4 IN MY BACKPACK THEN DETONATE IT WHEN I'M TAKING A CRAP! I WEAR AN AC-DC SHIRT, AND BECAUSE OF THAT I SHAME THAT AWESOME BAND!!"
Or...
"OMG!!! LET'S BE RUDE BITCHES AND COMPLETLY DISTRACT THE KID IN FRONT OF US, IT SEEMS HIS SCHOOL LIFE ISN'T CRAPPY ENOUGH!! NOW LET'S TALK VERY LOUDLY ABOUT STUPID THINGS AND GIGGLE SOME MORE!! GOD, I WISH SOMEONE WOULD THROW ME DOWN A WOOD-CHIPPER!"
I get to listen to this shit daily. I've asked my shit-faced math teacher if I could move but she always says no. They always do that annoying giggle and if I move they stare at me then giggle some more. I want to giggle back then slam a door into their faces. EAT DOORKNOB BITCHES.
To top this shit off, my math teacher never tells them to stop talking. She's focused on me all the time, either my math teacher loves teenage boys or she's trying to find a reason to fail me or get me suspended.