Fuck!!! I Just Ruined 4 Pairs Of Pants!

[Itachi 24]

Dude I did the same thing once except I masturbated 4 times one day and I accidentally forgot to let my penis out of my pants before I did it.

 

[jerrod02_99]

A toast to wanking on your pants. HUZZAH!

 

[zacktiptips]

sometimes i wonder if women actually WANT sexism...this is the cause of it. women thinking they are "smarter" so men rebeled. and invented masturbation.

 

[Ethelbert]

I just realized this man had WHITE SPOTS on his jeans. Face it dude, everyone is going to think you're godlessly horny.

 

[Mrs. Taken Correctly]

Just as long as they don't stick to the cieling.

 

[Wario]

Sperm dries you know. Gets crunchy.

 

[Nallely]

So then they fall.