Fuck fuck fuck FUCK, I "love tapped" someone's car

It's not a very good one.

Once when I was parked at a blockbuster renting some games, a little old lady came in and asked if anyone owned a red Honda Civic in the parking lot. Oh dear, I thought to myself, knowing damn well she meant mine. I went outside to see what had happened.

Apparently she had misjudged the distance and left a small ding in my bumper with her old ass Lincoln Towncar. I, being the overly nice mother fucker that I am, let the lady go without taking her information or even any cash, seeing as how I could probably fix the scratch myself. She looked quite relieved as she drove off.

When I got home, I buffered out the scratch and looked to make sure there was no other damage... there was. The screws that held my front bumper in place were shattered completely and I had driven home with my bumper 'balanced' on the screwholes...

God... Fucking... Damn...

I noticed then that the bottom of the bumper was all scratched up as if it had hit pavement. Apparently, she had knocked off my bumper, put it sloppily back on as if it would just stick there, and played it off like nothing. It didn't cost much to buy new screws and fix it, but had my bumper fallen off, which I'm surprised it did not, I would have fucked up my bumper and maybe my tires beyond repair.

My point is: Old people need euthanasia.

/Anti elderliness.

Just be glad you didn't knock off the guys bumper, Descent, 'cause I was pissed.
 
Come back and tell us when you've talked to the owner.

You were backing up? So what if it's a dark colored car. Don't you have reverse lights? If you don't know how much space you have, either assume you don't have any, or get out and check.
 
LOL

We told you that being a good driver has nothing to do with getting into even a small accident.

Your rates WILL go up. Mabye even double. Sucks but thats the way the cookie crumbles.
 
Good points. I changed my mind today, the day after Christmas I'm gonna go there and talk to him about it.

I couldn't see any damage. Too dark. But I'd rather pay for it out of pocket.


I thought I had enough space. Oh and by the way, reverse lights don't do shit :gay:.


That's fucking terrible dude, people like you don't deserve to be on the road.
 
Quoted for emphasis! Troof!


This is something that is avoided with the help of experience, but even then experienced drivers do things like this every once in a while too. But it just goes to show that shit can and WILL happen.
 
Dude, if you drove away, even if you intend to go back, that person is JUST AS PISSED.

I honestly can't fucking believe you. As somebody who has been the victim of a hit-and-run, I can assure you, YOU ARE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD WORTHLESS FUCKBALL.

You bought yourself a fucking $6,000 (I think) toy that you obviously aren't ready for. If you hit somebody, YOU DON'T DRIVE AWAY, ever.
 
Yes, like I am going to go wake up a black family in the ghetto at 12:30 AM regarding a damaged car.

Great logic, Icarus. I'll just go there Wednesday regarding what happened, at a bright time of day.

Sorry but I don't fuck around behind the tracks in Wyandanch at midnight. It's not a nice place.
 
You could have left a fucking note, pig fucker.

Way to stereotype! I'm sure the family was black, poor, owned illegal guns, and was passed out from all the crack they had smoked.

A lot of people get into accidents. It happens. It's a big deal, but if you handle it correctly it isn't. You did NOT handle it correctly.

What if that car didn't belong to somebody who lived there, but a guest? What if the person or car isn't there?

Kick rocks, you twit. You committed a crime. I hope you are prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
 
hahaha you got in a bender in da hood. do yourself a favor and stay on the other side of belmont park and youll be alright, as a matter of fact just sit in taco bells parkin lot. no more troubles will be had.:mfinger:
 
The day after Christmas? You mean TWO days from now? You think you'll be man enough by then?

Why didn't you do it TODAY.



If it damaged your car, it damaged his car. Period.



Sure they do. They let other people know you're backing up. They aren't for illumination purposes in any way, shape or form. They exist to let other drivers know what you're doing. Everyone just




Don't you mean "people like us" because as best as I can tell, you did the same thing. You hit someone's car and left without so much as a note. You put off talking to them and then decided to put it off even longer. I wouldn't call the pot black when you're the kettle boy.
 
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