Frozen Wank

[viper1651]

The pizza she is too far away and the freezer American-footballed full of vegetables.

Instant pizza my arse, like.

May as well hunt for gerbils.

Gerbil cunts.

 

[SchruteBucks]

Do you have any Cheese? Tomatoes? Bread?

Et Voila! Pizza.

 

[summer 369]

Do you have any Cheese? Tomatoes? Bread?

Et Voila! Pizza.

Difficult, like.

Got the bastard hiccups.

Bastards..

 

[Welshblade1]

you back on da erb?

 

[jay_naguit]

you back on da erb?

Have been but not stoned at the minute.

Unfortunately.

Just pished, like.

 

[ratgirl]

Pished > Stoned.

 

[kayleigh e]

sober > *.*

 

[robzuc97]

sober > *.*

:O I think not baby puppy.

 

[here to go]

Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word.

 

[Dimpl3z]

Great piece of onanism there chalwa.

Don't spill it all on the ground. :no:

 

[future futbol player]

Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word.

Don't listen to me, mate. I was pished and talking utter bawls.

Just discovered this fred, like. Can't even remember making it. :blink:

Never did eat that pizza. :dabs:

2 bottles of Merlot and no dinner. Don't do it, kids.

 

[Richie H]

You were obviously not stoned. If you were stoned - you would of ate the pizza (or something else).


-bd

 

[Maverick Michelle]

Great piece of onanism there chalwa.

Don't spill it all on the ground. :no:

Onanism onlys applies to wimmins, Benjamin.

They can plug themshelves rightly.

You will learn, my friend, you will learn.

:scaredtofuck

 

[MooDy]

You were obviously not stoned. If you were stoned - you would of ate the pizza (or something else).


-bd

True, mate.

I would have eaten the pizza (and everything else).

 

[Eddy W]

Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word.

you strangled the quote but true on his wedding night Onan cast his seed before her (his wife) leaving us with one of two conclusions option 1 :wank: option2 he was a premature ejaculator, an ambiguity not hotly debated by biblical scholars............