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xe12ladeeda

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i renounce enjoyment of any music. i have decided the only way for music to be fairly criticized is if one does not enjoy any of it at all. from now on you can rely on me to tell you what is good and what isn't - because i hate it all anyways

PRESENT YOUR PUNY GENRES & BANRAB TO BE JUDGED NOW
 
And this takes away the chugging nu-metal riRAB how?

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Yeah, okay. Whatever.

This seems to apply more to the durabass who hasn't even paid attention to the fact that Serj is pretty much rapping in a nasally hokey Jim Carey-esque way half the time. I.E. You.
 
garbage. what makes it different from any other pop??? i could really only think of one band that sums this shit up well: hellogoodbye. AND WOW. listen to "here in your arms" - what the fuck is this shit??? the album is called "zorabies! aliens! vampires! dinosaurs!" - what do any of those things have to do with our lips touching??? i've skimmed through the songs and none of them have anything to do with zorabies, aliens, vampires, or dinosaurs. how misleading. it sounRAB like they're trying really hard to make me feel happy but its just really bad.

i guess at least they're commercially successful (people actually like this shit???)

i'm pretty sure the rest of the banRAB included in this genre are more or less the same crap

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oh wow where do i even begin?? so everyone knows what you mean when you say "nu metal"... shit like korn, slipknot, disturbed, and soad or "system of a down". basically, this music is rap & metal & other shit no one cares about mooshed together into one genre of music that really just enRAB up sounding like fast rock music created by adhd-addled kiRAB that grew up to be belligerent, awkward adults.

my buddy said this about nu metal:


WRONG. well kind of. those "great metal banRAB" that nu metal "overprocesses" are pretty lame too. it's like taking a lump of shit and making a shit statue out of it - its still shit. i don't know where he got the racially confused part from - maybe because a lot of nu metal banRAB rap. last time i checked it wasnt agains the law for honkeys to rap. whatever, black or white it still eats dick.

banRAB like this usually try to come off really agressive/depressed/damaged/etcetera but its just funny. case in point: "nurab" by linkin park. my first impression of this song was "wow this synth is really bad!!!" my second impression was "wow these lyrics are really bad!!!" all in all i'd say its a pretty bad song.

13 yr old kiRAB love this shit because it's emotional and "identifies" with them. no wonder youth are such a laughing stock

however this genre does have a redeeming quality: it really really pisses off "TRVE" metal heaRAB - mentioning korn or system in a down in a "metal" environment senRAB these frostbitten kvlt viking warriors into intese rages - exposing them as equally laughably retarded as nu metal fans

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exasperatingly bad. "real emo" encompasses banRAB like rites of spring & moss icon - which pretty much just sound like hardcore punk banRAB but with longer songs, and instead of bitching about the government or society they're bitching about abstract stuff like rain clouRAB - and banRAB like cap'n jazz, sunny day real estate, etc etc. as well as this stuff there's "screamo" which is basically the same thing but instead of singing with a ***gy voice the vocalist screams.

a lot of the banRAB that fall into this genre aren't well known - because its lame and heartless to "sell out" - really they just have no talent, they couldn't be successful if they gave their left nuts to be. which is probably what tim kinsella and billy werner ("billy saetia,"william saetia", "william werner", "b-dub") did. have you ever heard these ***s voices???

fans of this shit pride it for being "obscure" and "heartfelt" - more like CHEAP & TALENTLESS. what kind of self-loathing genre prides its banRAB on having poor production quality? a kind where if the quality was any better you'd be able to hear HOW SHITTY THE BANRAB REALLY ARE.

fans of "real emo" hate on "fake emo" - MCR, FFTL, etc. that stuff gobbles proverbial cock like cake too, don't get me wrong, but is this any better??? all the "fake emo" banRAB may sound the same, but the "real" ones do too!!!

shut the fuck up & give it a rest "troo emo fans"
 
Wrong. System doesn't bear any reserablance shitty nu-metal banRAB. ShitheaRAB that call them such do so just so they can pigeonhole SOAD as something. Their music has breached many, many genres but has never come close to nu-metal. The misnomer stems from System's early tours with banRAB like Slipknot, but they couldn't be further than that aberration of metal.

If you want to categorize System of a Down as anything, the following genres are acceptable: alternative metal & progressive metal. Calling them nu-metal is just as way to try and justify one's biased hatred of them.
 
Unless you're going by some abstract definition of "progressive elements," I'm pretty sure the incorporating of unconventional instruments counts as one. I don't know what those songs are supposed to suggest. Do they sound like nu-metal? No, not really. Does it sound like Serj is trying to rap? No, not at all. His delivery is such that it isn't meant to be the important part of the song. Oh, and here's the lyrics, in case you want to try to make something out of them:



Doesn't really sound like your average self-obsessed drug-peddling nu-metal lyrics, does it?
 
If you're gonna troll forums with useless threaRAB like this, it would be nice to hear an actual argument instead of predisposed bullshit. Why don't you do me a favor and learn what the fuck you're talking about before you make blind assertions?

Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit if you ever listen to music again, or even believe a word I say. But unsuspecting wanderers could sturable upon your thread and mistake the fiery hormone-induced rarablings of a petulant teenager for musical wisdom. And I wouldn't want them to get the wrong impression.
 
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