Friday blonde joke for you (:?

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

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That was hilarious!
Here's one:
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all driving a car in the middle of a desert when they run out of gas.
So they all get out of the car and start walking to try and find a gas station.
A few minutes later the brunette leaves to go to the car and then comes back with a bottle of water and says "I got this so that when I get thirsty I have something to drink."
Then the redhead does the same but comes back with a bag of potato chips and says "I got this so that when I get hungry I can eat."
Then the blonde does the same but comes back with a car door and says "I got this so that when I get hot I can roll the window down."
 
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