Free 2 points for everyone!!! +10 for whoever can come up with the best wrestling...

You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......

On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

You call a beer by your name

Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws

You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response

You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"

Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it

You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.

On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count

You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.

Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.

Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones

When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.

You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.

Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
 
Remember Mike Adamle when he was commentating on Undertaker and Kane? "here comes the brothers of construction" What an ass lol
 
I'm going to do a rap.

I love wrestling,moonsaults and backcrackers/
neck snappers,watching Heels with evil laughters/
the before and after,crazy gimmicks like pervert pastors/
storylines get craftier,Hell In A Cell and hardcore massacres/
 
...related joke...? You don't HAVE to type in jokes, btw. Everyone will also get thumbs up by me.
Just type whatever you want and get 2 points. My respect to the Y!A wrestling community. If you want, type in a funny joke, and I'll give ya 10 if I like it.
 
Q: How many Vince McMahon's dos it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3. 1 to hire someone to do it. 1 to fire the guy. And 1 to tell Shane to do it!

Q: Why is Stephanie pregnant again?
A: She played the Game twice.
 
why did people keep calling dwayne johnson stupid? he was as dull a ROCK.
 
Eh, I'll just take the 2 points. I can't come up with Any Good wrestling jokes.
 
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