For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)

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And probably the reason why a few posters on here don't suffer from RLS.


http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/sick-of-jerking-in-bed-try-
masturbating/story-fn5fsgyc-1226031963818



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Sick of jerking in bed? Try masturbating

By Peter Farquhar, Technology Editor
From: news.com.au
April 01, 2011 12:42PM


Dopamines relieve RLS
Ejaculation releases dopamines
Connect the dots

SOME say it makes you go blind. Others reply that hey, the lights are out
anyway, and I need some sleep.

Yes, we're talking about masturbation. And later, about how doing it more
often can be good for your health.

Particularly if you suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome - a condition that
causes as much consternation in scientific circles as it does to those who
claim to suffer from it.

Restless Leg Syndrome - RLS - is characterised by an irresistable urge in
the limbs to move or spasm.

As the name suggests, it mainly affects the legs, and is at its most
active when the sufferer is trying to sleep.

The tickling or burning sensation builds up until the affected limb
spasms, then settles only to build up again.

It's not unusual for people who suffer RLS - which has a wide range of
effects - to describe it as torturous.


The scientific community is not so easily convinced. The cause of any
individual's RLS is difficult to diagnose and treatments can range from
relaxation techniques to cutting down on coffee to increasing physical
exercise.

Of particular concern is the potential for pharmaceutical companies to
develop and promote drugs that "cure" RLS online and through backing RLS
support groups.

Some of the drugs have been proven effective and are endorsed by
government agencies. One such line of drugs includes dopamines.

Fortunately, the body can produce a ready supply of dopamine, something
which Luis Martin and his colleagues at Sao Paulo's Federal University
have decided to, er, investigate further.

Here's comes the bit about masturbation.

In this month's edition of Sleep Science, Prof Marin points to study
results from the University of Groningen in The Netherlands, which shows
ejaculation in men swamping their brains with dopamines.

"Manual penile stimulation was performed by the volunteer's female
partner," the study says, with the end goal producing "a wide variety of
rewarding behaviors".

"Parallels are drawn between ejaculation and heroin rush," it concludes.

Prof Luis says this seems like a simple way for men to reproduce the
effects of RLS treatment drugs, without the cost and side effects of using
dopamine agonists, one of which is, bizarrely, problem gambling.

So if you find yourself in bed jerking spasmodically and unable to get to
sleep, why not go with the flow?

A quick hand shandy certainly never hurt anyone and, hey, it may even take
your mind off the slots.



--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed
 
Roy wrote in news:cb44f4e8-5673-4b0f-9bfe-
[email protected]:




The concept of 1st April is totally lost on you, isn't it?

Here's a cyber dime.... go buy yourself a sense of fucking humor you sour old
fart.


--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed
 
Roy wrote in news:c8cb8d57-075a-4354-a3e2-dc3eb2124c5d@
34g2000pru.googlegroups.com:





LOL!!!


The last cyber dime didn't work? You weren't able to buy a big enough sense
of humor to drag you up from the depths of your boring, insipid life, and
crack a smile???

Maybe you should kill yourself, right now, and be done with it.

--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed
 
On Apr 1, 10:15?am, "I'm back."
wrote:

==
Its a crime to counsel a person to commit suicide...but what can one
expect from you?...undoubtedly a descendant of criminals.
==
 
Roy wrote in news:c20e11d9-54ec-4c1a-8d34-
[email protected]:


sen
and



LOL!! I suppose I can expect a call from your solicitors/lawyers??!!

You and Stu-pid make a bloody good pair.






Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I'm cut to the core!!! LOL!!


Are you ashamed because your mother was a hooker and not a crim?


Maybe I should send you a cyber C note, Roymond..... it's going to take at
least that much to instil a miniscule sense of humour into your insipid
life.

--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed
 
On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 23:38:20 GMT, "I'm back."
wrote:


I'm betting your mother was the one who gave BJ's to the homeless guys on
credit, a hooker with a heart of gold. You have her to thank for never having
new clothes or a decent place to live, just how comfy are the shelters?
 
Dan Abel wrote in
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LOL!!! I see Stu-pid is up and running..... all because him and Roymond
make such a wonderful couple and he feels a need to 'back up' his love
interest..

They must also share the same 2-bit legal firm.

I wonder if it's up there in the intellectual wasteland that is Canadia,
or if they do the mail order thing and go with that 'highly reputable'
firm down in Mexico?




--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed
 
On Apr 2, 8:50?am, "I'm back."
wrote:

==
Get over it...your such a nasty loser. Grow up for once and try to
keep a civil tongue in your head. Besides what does your temper
tantrum have to do with food or cooking? Spiteful bitch.
==
 
Roy wrote in news:78bdd5ce-12f0-454b-a1ce-b946a022c0d6
@k3g2000prl.googlegroups.com:






ROFLMAO!!!!!!


Everyone can see who the real loser is, Roymond. And that's what's getting
your little panties all in a twist, isn't it? :-)

http://www.buildeazy.com/bridge.html

There's all the stuff you need to build a bridge.

Do try, OK. You sound like you're one step away from a heart attack.

--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed
 
Roy wrote in news:5664e798-c7a5-4896-9e79-
[email protected]:


gettin




LOL!! It's all just toooo much for you, isn't it Roymond?

Here's a little hint for you, old man, go back read your posts and see
just *who* has been cracking a little tanty :-)


Anyway, you bore me now..... you're far too 'easy'.

So don't go away angry, just go away.


--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed
 
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