For those avid fans of The Office?

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(NoSpaces) Von Dahl

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What is one of your favorite quotes/moments/episodes?

I love when a bat gets loose and Dwight is talking about it and says, "I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."
I love the episode Benjamin Franklin and how Dwight is trying to expose him as fake.

Dwight: I see you're wearing glasses. Are you near sighted or far sighted?
Franklin: I'm BOTH. I actually invented the bifocal.
Dwight: DAMN IT!!! AH!!! [to the camera] I am 99.9% that guy is not the real Benjamin Franklin.
 
Haha I love that one.

Hmmm...well one of my all-time favorite episodes is "The Injury" - it's hilarious to watch Dwight with a concussion. I like the part when they're going to the hospital and Micheal is trying to get Dwight to shut up and threatens to fire him, and he goes "You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!" And then later they ask him his middle name for a form, and he goes "Danger." Funny stuff. ;p

Random quotes that I felt like adding (because I'm a dork and love The Office, plus I'm bored):

"I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious." - Micheal

"Oh, hello little one! You are the future!" - Dwight

"You're evil like a hobbit." - Dwight

Jim: "I want a full report on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disadulation."
Dwight: "What's a dis- what's that?"
Jim: "Oh you don't wanna know."

"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three." - Micheal
 
i like it when micheal says "That's what she said!"

and it was hilarious on the valentines episode at the beginning when everyone was like, "Heyyyyy!!!" and then micheal was all like, "That was fun lets go do it to someone else!" xD
 
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