beerdrinkingFan87
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Yesterday I figured I would pull a little prank on my girlfriend, as she is pretty snobby and needs to loosen up.
So, I thought since she can't stand being dirty, I would do something dirty... I made a contraption that worked like this; when the front door is opened enough so that the entire body of the person standing there is exposed, a little something is thrown at them. LOL. Well, that little "something" was a big, wet dog poop I found on the sidewalk. I calculated it so that it would hit her feet. However, I calculated wrong....
When she came in the door, the **** flew right in her face and she even got some in her mouth. I was videotaping the whole thing, and could not help but laugh my *** off. It was hilarious!!
But she didn't think so. She threw up on the spot, got totally hysteric and ran into the bathroom and washed it off. Then she ran out and drove away, all the while yelling and cursing at me. Now she won't pick up the phone...
She's 19 and should be able to take a joke. I'm 22 and sure can!
But I really love her, and want her to talk to me. I know she needs my love because her father died last week and I tried to cheer her up. What should I do?
So, I thought since she can't stand being dirty, I would do something dirty... I made a contraption that worked like this; when the front door is opened enough so that the entire body of the person standing there is exposed, a little something is thrown at them. LOL. Well, that little "something" was a big, wet dog poop I found on the sidewalk. I calculated it so that it would hit her feet. However, I calculated wrong....
When she came in the door, the **** flew right in her face and she even got some in her mouth. I was videotaping the whole thing, and could not help but laugh my *** off. It was hilarious!!
But she didn't think so. She threw up on the spot, got totally hysteric and ran into the bathroom and washed it off. Then she ran out and drove away, all the while yelling and cursing at me. Now she won't pick up the phone...
She's 19 and should be able to take a joke. I'm 22 and sure can!
But I really love her, and want her to talk to me. I know she needs my love because her father died last week and I tried to cheer her up. What should I do?